Sometime last year my cousin in law started posting haikus "by Guppy" under instagram photos on Facebook, they quickly became one of my favorite and most anticipated things! I envision a coffee table book with her collected works but until then I'll share them on Caturdays :)
"I Hath No Opposable Thumbs With Which To Call In A Pizza Order" a Haiku by Guppy
Taunting, this display.
Heavenly, symmetric slice.
Mightn't those be anchovies?